Quit acting so friendly.
Don't nod don't laugh all nicely.
Don't think you'll up-end me.

Don't sigh, don't sip your iced-tea.
And don't say, "It's been a while..."
And don't flash that stupid smile.


Don't ask me how I've been.


Don't think I've forgotten,
you never liked that necklace.
So cordial, so rotten...

Kiss, kiss, let's meet for breakfast.
Don't show up so on-time
and don't act like you're so kind


Don't ask me how I've been.


Don't sit there and play just
so frank, so straight, so candid,
so thoughtful, so gracious,

so sound, so even-handed.
Don't be so damn benign
and don't waste my $#&@ing time.


Don't ask me how I've been.