[Hook: Eminem]
Hey lady, hey darling, hey baby
I'm sorry but I can't be, your boyfriend

If you toy with, my motha$#&@in' emotions
I'll kill you, (*##$ I'm $#&@ing for real
I'll make you suffer, like I suffered

If you $#&@ me, then I'll make you fall in love

(I don't think you really wanna be my girl

$#&@ing with me can be dangerous
You never what I might really be like in your life
I'm the type, that might flip and get a little bit crazy)


[Verse 1: Obie]
Baby I'm extra large (huge) in magnitude

And Magnums the lubrication that I use
To chose which hole on a ho I abuse
Have 'em confused, can't tell who is who

When I $#&@ the %#@! out you, then the next day ((*##$)
I'll rush the %#@! out you off my two-way (ooh wait)
You wanna cuddle, emotional hustle up on Pocono's

Poke ya nose in and outta Obie's own
No, I'm in and out your home
And this in, and out your tone

I ain't the ^!$$% that settles 'em down
Put 'em in nice homes and floss 'em around
I bounce 'em around, camcord the sex

And sell 'em around town, how that sound?
If I was in love with ya, now you wanna clown
$#&@ with them clowns until I pound on your crown

Bust a few rounds and the cops come and get me
Bad mouth a ^!$$% just to convince a jury
You don't want it with me, you just ^^&$#* as me

You want a nut, nothing but what is you be

[Verse 2: Eminem]

I'm internationally known baby but actually
There are few people who know how I am naturally
All you know is that I can act irrationally

When you shove a puppet up in my face on national TV
So they label me this crazed loony rap bully
But truthfully that ain't the truth and if you believe

In that %#@! then you'll believe anything's true
And you're too stupid to ever get to know me personally
But personally that actually works for me

Cause the last thing that I need's a string attached to me
I'ma bachelor (*##$ and I ain't in no fast fury
To run out and find a new Mrs. Mathers

Cause see, technically me and Kim ain't back fully
But we do still make booty calls occasionally
But be damned if I end up back in that pattern

And we end up back at that god damn tavern
And having another deja vu, we seeing security
Pass my #~!!@ around like it's Ja Rule's jewelry

I got news for you (*##$, your news curfew's early
You ain't home by 2:30, you heard me?


[Hook]

[Verse 3: Obie]

See you looking at the life, you looking at the lights
You looking at the ice, you ain't looking at the Trice
You should look at some advice when I say he ain't nice

Despite the fact you think you the feisty type
O love to fight, I love the drama
Love when my (*##$ get to cussing out Yolanda ($#&@ you, (*##$!)

Find the Obie condom on the counter
Swinging her weave, can't breathe like I can't believe!
Least I ain't deceive and try to mislead

And sell a dream just to get you on my team
I came clean to keep newhiphopsongslist.com down the beef
Keep down my reach, you can keep all your teeth, sweety


[Verse 4: Eminem]
What we do under the covers should stay between the covers

And the two of us and we ain't gotta be news coverage
On the front page cover of ?Us? as new lovers
But this is when a (*##$ get to showing her true colors
Cause the truth of it, everything that I do's public
And you'd love it if you could run and tell all your friends

Guess who you just screwed as soon as me and you've done it
And save the used rubber to show 'em the proof of it
I guess it's do unto others as you'd have 'em do unto you
But you better be careful of who you're doing it to
Cause you never know when the shoe could end up

On the other foot and it backfires on you
Cause you may think you want it, then you want me, then you get me
Then you got me and you're $#&@ed cause you'll be stuck with me
For the rest of your life cause if I get attached to you
We'll be joined at the hip, I'll be so latched to you

You'll be walking out the house and I'll run up and tackle you
Chain your $$# up to the bed and shackle you
You don't think you're leaving this house in that, do you?
Not 'til I brand my name in your $$# and tattoo you
And have you walking out this (*##$ in turtleneck sweaters

Scarves and full leathers in 90 degree weather
Front on me? Never cause we gon' be together forever
Right (*##$? Right (*##$?

[Hook]