[talking in background]


[Obie Trice - talking]
WOO!
Damn ..

There's a lot of (*##$es up in here tonight boy
I'm about to get drunk
Let's hold down, sleep

Where the bar at?
[crashing noise]


[Verse 1]
Okay, okie dokey Obie's here
No more focus, hobo's got a career

And I like your brassiere and there's a party in here
And I'm ready to talk naughty in Veronica's ear
She erotic and it's hot, saw Heineken beer

Put it to the side and invite here to "Cheers"
Pull up a chair, swear no drama
prepare player your workin with a MONSTER [yelling]

I ain't got time to waste, let's vacate the place
Shut blinds and drapes, grind to your face in a grimy state
Concentrate, you will find that your bound to get

But we found what's fate
We can watch two incredible mates masterbate
Why settle and wait

Let's escalate to the nearest Super 8
To your rear is on the mirrors and they smearin booty cheeks
C'mon


[Chorus - 2X]
So this is my favorite song

Now sing along when the DJ throws it on
And if I leave here tonight and I fall asleep
And wake up, [sound of water dropping], hopefully she got some teeth


[Verse 2]
Okay holy moly derriere

Look around the club booty everywhere
She caught me starin
And my homies darin me to approach Karen

She's model material, but she got a venereal
Tons of baby fathers', baby bottles and cereal
She holla cause I got a lot of dinerio

The DJ's playin Obie song on the stereo
And she's impaired and she wants to be headin home
With the real thing not the !@(* clone

And I know I don't wanna be headin home
With some double D's full of silicon
Ten hoodrat chicks surround me outside

Found me outside, clown me outside
'Til I pop the trunk and they found me outside
Cussin at the (*##$es screamin "off to they rides!"


[Chorus]


[Verse 3]
Okay rolie polies everywhere [horse naying noise]
Gotta find a slim chick's atmosphere

Obesity's glarin and she got me fearin
She's gonna come over here and try to eat me literal [crunching noise]
-ly, like a box of Cherrios

Carry cupcakes and chocolate Tootsie rolls
I'm outta order cause I gotta big girl disorder
So better cover up that blubber or I'll split [feet running away noise]

And I ain't got time to play
Let's investigate another place today
Ladies less in weight and the dress they shape

Dresses pettite, no window drapes

[Obie Trice - talking]

Word to mother, they god damn Okra and beans
Got ya Opera and jeans
Seems to me a little lean cuisine

Wouldn't hurt much, hot don't touch

[Chorus]

[Outro - Obie Trice - talking]

Haha, haha, ha
You gotta have teeth baby
It just wouldn't look right
Look, me big lips ..
You no teeth, it wouldn't work

You know what I'm sayin
Haha ha, yeah
I'm feelin good
Shady Record man
Obie Trice

C'mon