[Obie Trice]
Yeah
Trice

The Statik Selektah

[Verse 1: Obie Trice]

O back around the corner
Got the crack, put in your orders
We 'bout to run up out the storages

It's notorious, the way I got big spitting stories
Being me's X-Clan, vanglorious
We're not your favorite, $#&@ it

You know the system and you buck it
Have you revisiting how you used to love it
My ^!$$%s is few through the music, cool sticks, cool kid

Used to pursue excuses, truth is, I was truin' in school
So its influence is foolish, that was my views
I'm back at it, the rap addict, by any means

We gonna get these stacks accurate, no skinny jeans
Say he ain't a star, ^!$$%s might be right
I'm so regular, ^!$$% gotta %#@! tonight

Take it back Selektah, let 'em know it's Trice
Put your seatbelts on, we gon' ride tonight


[Verse 2: Eminem]
And I would like to introduce myse-self
Surprise! *chica* Hi, it's Ike

'Bout to get my Ike on, icon, with a life supply
Of wife beaters and my Nikes on
And a white tee over that iron mic

Lookin' fly tonight, feel like I might die from a spider bite
Come back as Spider-Man, park my Peter inside a !@()
(*##$ actin' like she got $#&@in' higher standards than Meijer's, right

Had to pry her fingers off the mother$#&@in' Breyer's ice cream
With the pliers, like "AAHHH!"
Only a ruthless !@$( would do this

Take a toothles (*##$ with no taste buds to Ruth's Chris
Give her toothpicks, stop on the way home
Pick up two Big Bufords, scrupulous

Girl, you got a nice pair, but you're plum stupid!
So when I pull up in that Benz
Don't try to pretend you ain't interested

To impress your stupid $$# friends
And refuse to get in woman, and get slammed on the ground
And snap like a pool stick against cement

If you sick of dick, pretend it's a musical instrument
You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
I can tell at first glance you're a ho

Cause your pants are so tight
When you dance with O. Trice, your implants explode
So cold to !@()s, the chance is snow in San Francisco

Boy I'm from Detroit city, you live in animosity
That's a $#&@ed up state to be in, such an atrocity
Look where these random thoughts get me

In senseless mind babble, "What me? Apologize? labrbrr"
That's just the way the rhyme unravels
And I wouldn't $#&@ing take it back if I time traveled!


[Hook: Eminem]
So call me Richard, cause I'm a dick

It's also Richard cause I feel like you should
Pry your $#&@ing mouth up off of it
I said just call me Richard, cause I'm a dick

You ain't gotta be no detective to figure out I'm a dick
When I hold my privates to your first clue
Sherlock, prick! Just call me Richard


[Verse 3: Obie Trice]
That's my motives, jumpin' off in Rovers

All white, like I was right up in the Dakotas
Or Minnesota, did I mention soda?
When it's mixed with viola, watch my cup runneth over

Cut from a soldier
Them ho ^!$$%s disposable toaster
Putting holes in a ^!$$% getting close enough

Fear till the credits roll
Till my condition is beyond what the medics know
They wanna edit O
Like a prosthetic third leg let it go
This is Shady 1.0 Em let 'em know

I still profit through the process
The prize in my jeans my balls'll never digress
I'm a dick that I brag about
I put it in faster than I drag it out
World, I be your special friend see

Cuz these suckers suffer from pseudo-^&@#$ envy

[Hook]