There was a man and he was mad,
And he jumped into a pudding bag.
The pudding bag it was so fine,

That he jumped into a bottle of wine.
The bottle of wine it was so thick,
That he jumped into a walking stick.

The walking stick it was so narrow,
That he jumped into a wheel barrow.
The wheelbarrow it was so rotten,

That he jumped into a bag of cotton.
The bag of cotton caught on fire,
And blew him up to Jeremiah!

Pouf! Pouf! Pouf