Mothball meatballs Monday,
As stinky as can be,
That's the kind of lunches

My Mama packs for me.
Toasted toenails Tuesday,
As crunchy as can be,

That's the kind of lunches
My Mama packs for me.
Worm wontons on Wednesday,

As wriggly as can be,
That's the kind of lunches
My Mama packs for me.

Thistle soup on Thursday,
As prickly as can be,
That's the kind of lunches

My Mama packs for me.
Frozen frogs' legs Friday
As chilly as can be,

That's the kind of lunches
My Mama packs for me.
Sardine stew on Saturday,

As fishy as can be,
That's the kind of lunches
My Mama packs for me.

Sauteed slugs on Sunday,
As slimy as can be,
That's the kind of lunches

My Mama packs for me.