Mary Ann McCartney went a-fishin' for some clams,
Mary Ann McCartney went a-fishin' for some clams,
Mary Ann McCartney went a-fishin' for some clams,

But she didn't get a (clap, clap) clam!
All she got was influenza,
All she got was influenza,

All she got was influenza,
But she didn't get a (clap, clap) clam!
She dug up all the mud she found in San Francisco Bay,

She dug up all the mud she found in San Francisco Bay,
She dug up all the mud she found in San Francisco Bay,
But she didn't get a (clap, clap) clam!

All she got was influenza,
All she got was influenza,
All she got was influenza,

But she didn't get a (clap, clap) clam!
She kept on diggin' anyway but no luck did she have,
She kept on diggin' anyway but no luck did she have,

She kept on diggin' anyway but no luck did she have,
'Cause she didn't get a (clap, clap) clam!
All she got was influenza,

All she got was influenza,
All she got was influenza,
But she didn't get a (clap, clap) clam!