Away out in the forest
There lived a mean old man
His name was Mr. Johnny Rebeck

And he could surely plan
All the neighbors' cats and dogs
Were always at his feet

So he invented a machine
That turned them all to meat
Hey Mr. Johnny Rebeck,

How could you be so mean
We told you you'd be sorry
For inventing that machine

All the neighbors' cats and dogs
Will never more be seen
They've all been ground to sausages

In Johnny Rebeck's machine
One day a boy came walking,
He walked into the store

He bought a pack of sausages
And placed them on the floor
Then he began to whistle,

He whistled up a tune
And all the little sausages,
They danced around the room

Hey Mr. Johnny Rebeck,
How could you be so mean
We told you you'd be sorry

For inventing that machine
All the neighbors' cats and dogs
Will never more be seen

They've all been ground to sausages
In Johnny Rebeck's machine
One day the darn thing busted,

The darn thing wouldn't go
So Johnny Rebeck climbed inside
To see what made it so

His wife she had a nightmare
While walking in her sleep
She gave the crank a great big yank

And Johnny Rebeck was meat
Hey Mr. Johnny Rebeck,
How could you be so mean

We told you you'd be sorry
For inventing that machine
All the neighbors' cats and dogs

Will never more be seen
They've all been ground to sausages
In Johnny Rebeck's machine