I'm a little hunk of tin
Nobody knows what shape I'm in
I've got four wheels and a running board

I'm not a Chevy, I'm a Ford
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Grandpa's beard is long and grey
It gets longer every day

Grandma eats it in her sleep
Says it tastes like shredded wheat
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I'm a little acorn round

Lying on the cold, cold ground
Everybody steps on me
That is why I'm cracked you see

Honk honk rattle rattle rattle crash beep beep
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I'm a little TNT
I'm as cute as I can be
I can sing and I can dance

I wear ruffles on my (oops, boys, take another guess)
I wear ruffles on my dress
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Honk honk rattle rattle rattle crash beep beep
Honk honk rattle rattle rattle crash beep beep
Actions:

Honk: Pull your earlobe
Rattle: Shake your head back and forth quickly
Crash: Hit your chin with the heal of your hand

Beep: Hit your nose with your fingers