EDWARD ELRIC, THAT IS MY NAME!
EDWARD ELRIC, BETTER THAN FLAME!
EDWARD ELRIC, I GOT NO SHAME!

THAT'S RIGHT !#$*ES, EDWARD ELRIC YO!

I'm a bloke who's buckin' tradition

'Cause I'm a mother$#&@in' magician!
Half of my body's robot bits!
There's no denying that I look the absolute tits!


Who gives a toss if I'm rather tiny
Or if my metal brother is whiny?

I compensate with magic skills,
And also did you notice my big list o' kills?


Nipple scrotums! (Bollock nuts!)
You horse-fellating arsehole!
Creating insults in my mind

That are absurd things I've combined
With body parts, don't you know?


Pubic hair thumbs! (Donkey !@#%s!)
Sod off, you sweaty swiss roll!
This is the brutal verbal beating

That'll be the standard greeting
Of EDWARD ELRIC, YO!


Sure, there is a strict code to follow,
But that's one bitter tu~urd to swallow.
I do things my own bloody way

And anyone who crosses me will get filleted.

Though I tend to act quite dramatic,

The %#@! I've seen was a mite traumatic.
So please excuse my lack of grace
As I proceed to chew the meat right off your face!


Nipple scrotums! (Bollock nuts!)
You horse-fellating arsehole!

Creating insults in my mind
That are absurd things I've combined
With body parts, don't you know?


Pubic hair thumbs! (Donkey !@#%s!)
Sod off, you sweaty swiss roll!

This is the brutal verbal beating
That'll be the standard greeting
Of EDWARD ELRIC, YO!


EDWARD ELRIC, THAT IS MY NAME!
EDWARD ELRIC, BETTER THAN FLAME!

EDWARD ELRIC, I GOT NO SHAME!
THAT'S RIGHT !#$*ES, EDWARD ELRIC YO!


You @@#! machine! ( !@^! lump!)
Goldfish-buggering dick!@^%!
Would it make you feel unsettled

To know that I'm called Nullmetal
And you've nowhere to go?


Twatting sardine! (Willy dump!)
Piss off, you stinky back-door!
Best be prepared, you nasty sinner

'Cause you're gonna be the dinner
Of EDWARD ELRIC, YO!


I'LL EAT YOU ALL.