FREDDY:
"I thought I'd seen it all
I thought I knew the score

But coming here I've found a world
I've never seen before


Now I know where I belong
A life of taste and class
With culture and sophistication

Pouring out my $$#!"

*spoken*

What do I want? I want this! I want this!
Ah - I want this...


"I thought I had a real gift
That penny-ante grift
But Freddy's gettin' ready now

To give his life a lift
I'm tired of bein' a chump!
I wanna be like Trump

Two hundred pounds of caviar in one gigantic lump

Gimme Great Big Stuff!

This is how I gotta live

Great Big Stuff!

Oh-oh no alternative

Great Big Stuff!

I want my silver spoon
Don't need it right now
But I better get it soon


Ow! I want a mansion with a moat
Around which I will float

With some vast-bottom babies
In my glass-bottom boat"


FREDDY/HOUSEKEEPERS:
"A house in the Bahamas


FREDDY:
"Paisley silk pajamas
Poker with Al Roker

And our friend Lorenzo Lamas
Gimme-


FREDDY/ENSEMBLE:
"Great Big Stuff!


FREDDY:
"I really do deserve it


FREDDY/ENSEMBLE:
"Great Big Stuff


FREDDY:
"With servants who will serve it.


FREDDY/ENSEMBLE:
"Great Big Stuff


FREDDY:
"I don't give a damn what it's fer
Every day's my birthday

Every night is my Bar Mitzver.

Oh give me a home

Where the centerfolds roam
Guccione on the phone, he
Got a party goin' on


And Heff'll have me over
To play some naked Twister,

Blotto in the Grotto
With a Playmate and her sister"

ENSEMBLE:
Great Big Stuff


FREDDY:
*spoken* Ooh! Rap stars'll love me!

ENSEMBLE:

"Great Big Stuff"

FREDDY:
*spoken* I get me a posse, a'ight!


ENSEMBLE:
"Great Big Stuff"

FREDDY:
"Chillin' in the city

Sittin' pretty in the Caddy
With P. Daddy or Puff Diddy"

*spoken* -or whatever!
I'll change my name too!
Get my hatchback all pimped out.


"The Islands in the winter
The Hamptons in the summer
The fashion plate I date'll give me
Hummers in my Hummer.

The cash to keep me idle,

The chicks to keep me vital,
The pills to keep me happy
Even when I'm suicidal."

ENSEMBLE:
"Great Big Stuff"


FREDDY:
Nothin' crass or crappy -

ENSEMBLE:
"Great Big Stuff"

FREDDY:

That would make me very happy

ENSEMBLE:
"Great Big Stuff"

FREDDY:
Bring it on and make it snappy!


ENSEMBLE:
"Great Big Stuff"

FREDDY:
*spoken* I want some really classy %#@!!


ENSEMBLE:
"Great Big Stuff"

FREDDY:
*spoken* Like a mink traclsuit -

ENSEMBLE:
"Great Big Stuff"

FREDDY:
*spoken* My own personal Zamboni!

ENSEMBLE:
"Great Big Stuff"

FREDDY:
*spoken* Lots of unnecessary surgery -

ENSEMBLE:
"Great Big Stuff"

FREDDY:
*spoken* I can finally afford to see a Broadway show!

ENSEMBLE:
"Great Big Stuff"

FREDDY:
*spoken* Gout.

ENSEMBLE:
"Great Big Stuff"

FREDDY:
*spoken* Bring it on and make it snappy!

ENSEMBLE:
"Great Big
Great Big
Great Big
Great Big
Stuff--"

FREDDY:
*spoken* I just want someone to love me...
FOR MY MONEY!

ALL:
"Yeah!"