Nothing means anything, everything's permitted
Nothing is forbidden, so anything goes


Let's take turns molesting the children
I'm so bored with my life
Yes, we'll take turns molesting the children

And then I'll go home to my wife

I was born to be an attorney

I was born to peddle cars
I'll make hell while the sun shines
Then I'll end up behind bars


Nothing means anything, everything's permitted
Nothing is forbidden, so anything goes


Let's go home and bury the children
In the cellar with my wife

They were all insured for millions
Now we'll do just what we like


I was born to live on credit
You know my Visa's solid gold
MasterCard is my religion

I've got a mortgage on my soul

Nothing means anything, everything's permitted

Nothing is forbidden, so anything goes

I'll buy that for a dollar!


Let's go to Guam and $#&@ the baby
I saw a tour on the internet

They say that Hell awaits all sinners
But they haven't got us yet


Something's wrong in the heartland
There's an evil that creeps across this land
But they say God accepts all sinners

So why should we give a damn?

I was born of love eternal

But now I do the devil's work
If there's a God up there in Heaven
He must be one big $#&@ing jerk