We were drinking with Puck
He drank a fifth of Grappa
He told me that he loved me

And then he kicked me in the chest

Reap upon with David

Lies sitting on heartache
The chances of us winning
Are about 1 in 16

He talked about the old days
Allegiance that are many
Across from us guys are sitting

From g'd up mother$#&@ers

And how it was

Totally $#&@ed

We were drinking at the front end

With 2000 dirty squatters
We didn't want to fight them
So instead they beat each other up


Cuz squatters don't have money
But at least they don't have showers

So when they're drinking their own piss
We didn't think much of it


The moral of this story
Don't use your better judgment
Cause what good is an evening

If you can't even remember

Just how it was

Totally $#&@ed