Be a winner not a problem admitter un quit
Better to be a hepper than a healthy 12 stepper, forfeit
You wanna keep it goin' but you don't know how

Everyone at meetings gets a Löwenbräu
You quit, you're %#@!, you're a quitter
(I quit, I'm %#@!, I'm a quitter)

And no one likes you

Start a pattern of behavior; I see no reason to stop.

You got a habit, got to have it 'til it's finished don't stop
The Charlie Chan's chopped, Pabst pitcher been poured
You got a spare kidney and your liver looks bored

So stop $#&@ing around
(With friends like you I'm $#&@ed)
You're buying the next round


You wanna be a Thompson, Hemingway, Bukowski
Banging Bill Burroughs lived to 83

You're famous and you're rich, quit acting like a (*##$
(You're a $#&@ing dickhead)
And no one likes you!