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Nofx lyrics : "First Call"

All my neighbors are fast asleep
And I can't find anything to drink
The McKenzies drank all the grain alcohol

So I'm headed down the street to first call
Me and the Bads were staying up late
Kitty and Victor got dropped from the plate

But no one was contented with the Wednesday wassail
So I said it's only four short blocks to first call
Not a walk of shame it's a walk of pride

Peoples goin' to work while we're getting @@#!eyed
The sun's coming up and the drinks are goin' down
So shut the $#&@ up and I'll get the next round


6am, we'll start all over again
No one applying the brakes

We'll stop the sweats and the shakes
We're gonna eat pickled egg
We're gonna see Toby Jeg

We're not gonna let sun light have effect on our fun

It smells like bleach, adult diapers and mold

And everyone around me's over 60 years old
But we're gonna share the next hour or two
We all got each other and nothing better to do

Irish coffee, and Irish car bomb
A fat drunk jew starts singing this song
I take a closer look and the fat guy is me

So I buy him a shot, and he buys me back three

6am, we'll start all over again

No one applying the brakes
We'll stop the sweats and the shakes
We're gonna eat pickled egg

We're gonna hang with Dave Gregg
We're not gonna let sun light help decide when we're done


All my neighbors are fast asleep
And I can't find anything to drink
The Loved Ones drank all of my alcohol

So I'm gonna be the very first one at first call.

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