I've no consideration,
zero mutual respect
For billions who suffer from

rational thought neglect
I don't wanna waste a sentence,
I don't want a convert-sation

That's gonna end in disdain,
disbelief and aggravation


And I find it's getting harder to hang out
With grown adults who actually believe
In Santa Claus and Noah's Ark

and that their god is the best
My distaste has turned into detest


Who would read a 2000
year old medical journal
Techniques for bloodletting,

advice on Trichinosis
Would you navigate the globe
with a map of a flat earth

Without DNA testing,
would you believe virgin birth


And I find it's getting painful to put up
With grown adults who actually believe
In Unicorns and Creation,

and God always takes their side
That's when my innocent jabbing turns snide


Thank God for the Grammy,
thank God for the touchdown
Thank God for blowing up

the enemy's sacred ground

So how am I supposed to take

anything you say seriously?
When you've swapped free will for faith,
how and pre-destiny


And it's getting agonizing to hang out
With grown adults who actually believe

Mythology and history
trump physics and science
My aversion has turned to abhorrence