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Nofx lyrics : "Arming The Proletariat With Potato Guns"

[first joke]

- Hey Hefe

- What?
- What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians?
- Uh... you?


[second joke]


- Hey Fat Mike, what's a Jewish dilemma?
- I don't know
- Free ham!


[third joke]


- Hey Hefe, what do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
- What?
- Cuatro Sink-o!

- Ay!!

[fourth joke]


- Hey Melvin, you know why Hitler comitted suicide?
- Why?

- 'Cause he got the gas bill!

[fifth joke]


- Woah guys, woah, that's not funny man, you crossed the line with that one. I
don't know if I ever told you this, but my grandfather, he died in a

concentration camp
- Oh, Smelly, that's terrible. I didn't know that
- How did he die?

- He fell off the watchtower

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