We're insecure
And immature
We run along this beach as if we're teenagers

I've got great hair
I need 'yeah yeah'
And I'm a silk shirt wearing cuddly bear

We're all unfit and we look anaemic
But this is our present for you


Baby our jobs on the line, we have to look ahead
Australia will get sick of our shocking heads
We're No Direction, we're here with singles to sell

We don't know, we don't know we're terrible

If only we were all 17

Unfortunately we still listen to Bon Jovi
We're confident of success because we're all naive
We don't know, we don't know we're terrible

And that's what makes us really cool

I'll front a band

I'll read your hand
And I look like a fat Russell Brand
I'll smash a pie

I'll touch the sky
And then we'll all make you look into our eyes
Everyone watching this can see it

Everyone else but us

Baby, if we were wine we'd taste like cheap Moselle

If One Direction is heaven, then welcome to hell
And if we're lucky we'll get a run on Kochie and Mel's
We don't know, we don't know we're terrible


Apologies for what you have to see
Just think of us like the cast of an elderly Glee

We're in the sun 'cos were lacking in Vitamin D
We don't know, we don't know we're terrible
And that's what makes us really cool