Hey Jude, don't make us mad.
Take a bad storm and make it better.

Remember you started as a small fart,
So when you start don't make it wetter.


Hey Jude, we're not afraid.
You were made to go out and get us.
The minute we let you under our skin,

Then you begin to make it wetter.

And anytime you feel the rain, hey Jude, refrain,

Don't blow the world off of your shoulders.
For well you know that it's a fool who plays it cool
By making this world a little colder.


Hey jude, please let me down.
On the ground is, where I belong.

I didn't, prepare myself for your fart.
Please can we start to make things better.


So let it out and let it in, hey jude, begin,
Stop waiting for someone to perform with.
And don't you know that it's just you, hey jude, screw you,

Your movement just landed on my shoulder.

Hey Jude, don't make us mad.

Take a bad storm and make it better.
Remember you started as a small fart,
So when you start don't make it wetter.

Wetter wetter wetter wetter wetter wetter, oh.

Na na na na na ,na na na, hey jude...