I bought a lot of records,
at the thrift store


I also bought this shield,
at the thrift store


I wanna go to medieval times
I've never been to medieval times


I wanna go!
watch knights beat the crap out of eachother,
while I eat a turkey leg


I got a shield
baby don't you worry I'll protect you from the errant joust

hitting your face

you never know what you're gonna find

at the thrift store, or medieval times

so you might as well go,

what's to lose?
you might as well go,
what's to lose?