[verse: t]
uh, let me open up this memo pad

spent a night with a (*##$ that she never had
before me sex was only sex but %#@! got legendary when i ripped off all that denim-plaid
legs on spaz, her body goin' crazy

both got clouds so the room was kinda hazy
way i hit it she could never say that i'm lazy, just selective, cause at the end this %#@! don't really phase me
it's sumtin that i should expect when all these girls be actin' shocked because i only show neglect

please don't take it personal, don't flip out like my ex
annoyance cause she only got part of t without the rex
(part of me without the rest)

and girl you know the protocal
can't be seein' "love you t" all over your photowall
just take a breath and keep your $#&@in' heart rate measured

cause when it's all said and done i'll say it's been a pleasure

[hook: gabi & t]

swear, i swear they fallin' for the wrong thing
need the heavy d like it's a mo$#&@in' ball game
i am lebron james, when we hit the bed

and you sarah palin, got that stupid head
but from beginning to the end, man i never sink and swim
you'll never see me stressed over cuttin'

cause girls come and go, on some real %#@!
but the next mornin' they don't mean nothin'


[verse: gabi]
question, what is it with (*##$es today?
i don't get it i don't get it, livin' wrong in every way

even the most popular dime piece with an ego
prom queen, thinkin' she a pro teen no amino, but she legal so
swear if that #~!!@ had a water bill i'm a be the reason that she cut off

always talkin' %#@! like she got all of these ^!$$%s on a leash, but i
warned her i'm sumtin she never thought of
the way i infiltrated her heart in such a short time

but never cared to see her more than our resort time
then it's, girl it's been a pleasure, kiss on the cheek, and move on like
she a fellow celebrity sittin' courtside

unselfish really, so she ain't mistakin' lust for love
plus, girls been all over my bar, i'm like a (*##$tender (hah)
actin' like a diva, here's a snickers

but i know you comin' back, my sex is more than just a bit splendor

[hook x2]