In Sears and Roebuck
In 1957

In my last life
All good girls would go to heaven
But I've a strangeness

A queer propensity
For twisting the knife too easily


When I think I'm getting better
I'm just getting worse
When I think I've got it made

I am impossibly cursed

When did I become such a (*##$

And how did I let this happen
I don't know
When did I become such a (*##$

I used to be so ni-i-i-i-i-ice

It's like a sickness

I'm powerless to stop it
My boring life, my little heart
Made misanthropic

Don't give me reasons
Just give me therapy
(But really just give me what I want)


When I think I'm getting better
I'm evil again

When I think I've got it fixed
I hear familiar refrains


When did I become such a (*##$
And how did I let this happen
I don't know

When did I become such a (*##$
I used to be so nice
Well, I used to be alright


But I hate everyone and everything all of the time
And being so cruel

'Cause all the pleasure that I get
My wicked tongue helps me forget
Myself and all my foolish ways

'Cause being good is just so $#&@ing boring
La la la, it's boring


When I think I'm getting better
I'm just getting worse
When I think I've got it made

I am impossibly cursed
When I think that I'm better
I'm worse, yes I am

When I think that I'm better
I find that I'm cursed


When did I become such a (*##$
And how did I let this happen
I don't know

When did I become such a (*##$
I used to be so nice once upon a time
Oh, when did I become such a (*##$

And how did I let this happen
I don't know
When did I become such a (*##$

I used to be so nice
Well, I used to be alright