Baby, you'd better relax
Don't get your panties in a bunch
Would you please put down that record

That was very hard to find

Oh no, Holy smokes

Goodness Gravy, great Caesar's ghost
Jiminy Crickets and jeez Louise


Why are you looking at me
With that mad look on your face?
Your ears are turning purple

Oh what did I do now?

Oh no, Holy smokes

Goodness Gravy, great Caesar's ghost
Jiminy Crickets and jeez Louise
Oh me, oh my

Oh me, oh my

Fiddlesticks

Where did I put my pencil?

I'm just a guy who's trying to get by

And live my life, oh so peacefully
But every time I turn around
Somebody's wearing a frown

And pointing their finger at me.

Oh no, Holy smokes

Goodness Gravy, great Caesar's ghost
Jiminy Crickets and jeez Louise
Oh me, oh my

Oh me, oh my