If you would sit
Oh so close to me
That would be nice

Like it's supposed to be
If you don't I'll slit your throat
So won't you please be nice

If you would hug your arms right around me
That would be snug
Like it's supposed to be

If we part I'll eat your heart
So won't you please be nice


Oh don't you love this romancing
Know that it's your life you're chancing
Isn't it nice

Now you've married me
Sugar and spice
Like it's supposed to be

If you go i'll get your dough
So won't you please be nice


Stop with your jazz oratory
I only listen to top forty
N'Sync rules

Isn't it nice
Together we'll always live
No sacrifice

We'll vote conservative
If you run I'll pull a gun
Give me head or you'll be dead

Salute the flag or I'll call you a !@$)
Oh won't you please be nice