Am I sad
Not sad enough really
Am I mad

Not mad enough clearly
Am I
Complacent

Completely
Lacking in sincerity
Yes indeed I am

Am I tough
Not tough enough really
Am I rough

Not rough enough nearly
Am I lying here
On the ground

Watching you get pushed around
Yes indeed I am
Really

I don't know why
I'm such a wimp
I realize

I'm just your pimp
But what can I do
What can I do


Am I small
Not small enough really

I feel lame and cirumspect
I feel your pain and yet
I feel sympathy

Empathy
It's just that I'm super busy right now
Really


I don't know why
I'm such a %#@!

I realize
This doesn't help a bit
But what can I do

What can I do

Am I bad

Not bad enough really
I feel angry and upset
I could write you a small check

Look I wish you luck
And here's you're buck
It's just that I'm a yuppie $#&@

Yes indeed I am
Really