I KNOW I SAID I WAS SIX FEET FOUR
I'M REALLY ONLY FIVE FOOT FIVE
MY PHOTO'S BLURRED BUT TAKE IT FROM ME

I'M A BRAD PITT LOOK ALIKE
I MAY HAVE INDICATED I'M BUILT FOR SPEED
I SHOULDA SAID SKINNY AS

A MATCHSTICK WITH THE WOOD SCRAPED OFF
OR A CHOPSTICK SAWED IN HALF


CHORUS:
WELL I'M A FACEBOOK LOVER AND I GUESS I'M COVERING
SOME OF MY NATURAL FLAWS

COME ON OVER AN' LEMME SHOWYA
I'M READY I'M WILLIN' I'M YOURS
AINT NO DOUBT ABOUT IT NOW

I'M THE ONE THAT YOU SEE IN YOUR DREAMS
HERE I AM YOUR FACEBOOK LOVER WOO THAT'S ME


SHE WROTE I COULDA BEEN A DANCIN' QUEEN
FORGET MY BILLIARD TABLE LEGS
IMAGINE ME LIKE THE GALS YOU SEE

IN A FASHION BEAUTY SPREAD
MY FACE COULD LAUNCH A THOUSAND SHIPS
MY FIGURE'S KINDA HOUR GLASS

WELL I MIGHT STRETCH THE TRUTH A TOUCH
BUT I'VE GOT A ROLLED GOLD HEART


CHORUS:
WELL I'M A FACEBOOK LOVER AND I GUESS I'M COVERING
SOME OF MY NATURAL FLAWS

COME ON OVER AN' LEMME SHOWYA
I'M READY I'M WILLIN' I'M YOURS
AINT NO DOUBT ABOUT IT NOW

I'M THE ONE THAT YOU SEE IN YOUR DREAMS
HERE I AM YOUR FACEBOOK LOVER WOO THAT'S ME X2


SOLO:

BRIDGE:

HE ONLY WATCHES THE TV SPORTS 'N DRINKS WAY TOO MUCH BEER
SHE'S GLUED TO THE SOAPS 'N WOULD YOU BELIEVE WITH A PHONE STUCK IN HER EAR


LAST CHORUS:
BUT WE'RE FACEBOOK LOVERS AND WE'RE MADE FOR EACH OTHER
NO NEED TO BE LOOKIN' FOR FLAWS

YOU'RE THE BOOK AND I'M THE COVER
AN' I KNOW THAT I'M GONNA BE YOURS
AINT NO DOUBT ABOUT IT NOW

WE BEEN MEETING IN EACH OTHERS DREAMS
HERE WE ARE TOGETHER FACEBOOK LOVERS WOO YOU AND ME