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Mythical creatures, they're non-existent
Dragons and cave trolls are so consistent

Rhythmical features are so persistent
Krakens and sea ghosts are pessimistic


Griffons and eagles, symbols of power
Yetis and ogres, they need their showers
Imps and garden gnomes, they always cower

Orcs are mean soldiers that growl for hours
One may be aggressive, one may be impressive
One could even have developmental disorder, too

But what's the difference? They make up our interests
Plus, mythical creatures have feelings too


Two headed monsters, they're never lonely
Chimaeras are three parts of one and only
Werewolves and black dogs, they need new clothing

Incubuses and succubuses attempt groping

Sphinxes are sneaky and skilled with wordplay

Zombies are weakly, no match for swordplay
Zeus and Prometheus, inspiring monarchs
Spiders and serpents just leave their bite marks

There's always a reason that every single season
There's hardly any human being that one believes in
But what's the difference? They've got no inference

Because mythical creatures have feelings too

Little wooden puppets, they have no conscience

Leprechauns and dwarves are self-conscious
Gremlins and goblins are little greasers
Giants and minotaurs eat little Caesars


Fauns and satyrs are environmental
Unicorns and centaurs are intellectual

Elves and wood sprites are spiritual
Sasquatch and Kong are confidential


Vampires are romantic, sparkling in sunlight
Ghouls are pragmatic about gun fights
Wizards and witches are comprehensive

Aliens and androids are representative

Osiris and Anubis, adoptive brothers

Isis and Amon Ra, surrogate mothers
Horus and Thoth, they got the bird flu
Sobek and Khnum, they make our turds blue


Poseidon is hydrated and gets the mermaids
Apollo has brought us men into outer space

Venus is all natural, but she's acidic
Mars is red faced and militaristic
One may be aggressive, one may be impressive

One may not be able to pass a single driver's test
But what's the difference? They all make a good reference
Because mythical creatures have feelings too