See I got so many puns Jack Daniels couldn't handle it
Not even remotely close to knowing where the hell to channel it
Would worry about my lines like a (*##$ who's 49

But now I see your brain is spinning so I know that you're a fan of it
I can admit, I'm prolly not the greatest rapper (wrapper)
so my presence (presents) in the game is in the bag... I'm the master

Georgia on my mind cause I'm always rocking braves hats
No pun intended I don't even have to say that
number 2 pencil whenever I write %#@!

So they press play and never hit pause (paws) like mike vick
Even though it tastes strong I've been drinking all week (weak)
Rhyming psyche with Nike I'm good at thinking on my feet word


Just got off the phone with captain morgan, yeah I call my own shots
I'm never sticking to the plan when I drink so no scotch

Ha.... I'm not a thug just a witty tall fellow
See my verse on Rap genius the lyrics are all yellow
white like a Marshmallow now they want s'more

So give me the credit I'll rip it and wreck it
and never regret it I'm what you adore
hands up like 11:04 man you know I never lose

Always sober on stage fans never give me booze (boos)
And I'm aiming to be a celeb so I'm shooting for the stars
the way I play on words I guess I'm spitting monkey bars

See I'm so far from average if you know what I mean (math term)
I put the wit in without a doubt the greatest lyrics on the scene