Ding dong
Is anyone home
Welcome to the block

Notice
I didn't knock
Where're you from

Were you in Vietnam
Or were you
Smart enough to duck

What about
Something for lunch
By the way

What do you weigh
You must come to my church
I know you'll

Give and give
So welcome to the block
On Saturday mornings

I mow the yard
Saturday mornings
He mows the yard


Welcome wagon, welcome wagon
Won't you be my friend

Welcome wagon, welcome wagon
Till the bitter end


I'd like to go back
To SaoPaulo
South America

Down in Brazil
Then it was off
To Rio De Janeiro

I was still thinking
About SaoPaulo
The beautiful beaches

Of Ipanemia
Wasn't long
We saw the Tonga

Over the mountains
Through the jungles
On our way to


Humberto's place
South America down in Brazil


Welcome wagon, welcome wagon
Won't you be my friend

Welcome wagon, welcome wagon
Till the bitter end


No one is home
Next time
Leave a message

On my telephone
Can you hear
Scottish bagpipes

On LSD
Listen now
Take a Ride


Don't you remember
From back in '83

You had a crush
On me
Now you wont look my way

Just yesterday
I won the lottery
Now you remember

Follow me
Like a cat
I'm with the In crowd

Drive a Rolls Royce
Let the butler
Take your hat

Whoever thought
Reality could be a dream
Just yesterday
I won the lottery


Welcome wagon, welcome wagon
Won't you be my friend
Welcome wagon, welcome wagon
Till the bitter end