Plastic eyes. Plastic face.
Plastic Body. I want to melt you.
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Take her to my room and I lock the door.
She seems so real strapped down to the floor.
This sick obsession running through my mind,

It's because of you that I'm going blind.
Oedipus complex. Toy $$#ault.
I'm a bad little boy. It's all my fault.

Punish me for my perverted crime.
I'm into Barbi and she's mine all mine. I've got my...
[Chorus:] Barbi In Bondage

Tits so firm. Just like my mom.
My shrink he says, "That I shouldn't !@(# with dolls."
This city is so cruel, I can't find a date.

All the girls in this town, they just don't relate.
Why can't you see that we were meant to be?
That unisex Ken has got nothing on me, except those...

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