Tonight's the night that we got the truck
We're goin' downtown gonna beat up drunks
Your turn to drive I'll bring the beer

It's the late late shift to one to fear
And ride, ride how we ride
We ride, lowride

It's roundup time where the good !@^%s meet
Gonna drag one screaming off the street
And ride, ride how we ride

Got a black uniform and a silver badge
Playin' cops for real, playin' cops for pay
Let's ride, lowride

Pull down your dress here's a kick in the $$#
Let's beat you blue 'til you %#@! in your pants
Don't move, child gotta big black stick

There's six of us, babe so suck on my dick
And ride, ride how we ride
Let's ride, lowride

The left newspapers migth whine a bit
But the guys at the station they don't give a %#@!
Dispatch calls 'Are you doin' something wicked?'

'No siree, Jack, we're just givin' tickets'
As we ride, ride how we ride
Let's ride, lowride