[MC Ren as Court Officer]
Right about now, N.W.A. court is in full effect
Judge Dre presiding

In the case of N.W.A. vs. the Police Department;
prosecuting attourneys are: MC Ren, Ice Cube,
and Eazy-mother$#&@in-E


[Dr. Dre as The Judge]
Order, order, order

Ice Cube, take the mother$#&@in stand
Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth
and nothin but the truth so help your black $$#?


[Ice Cube as Witness]
You god damn right!


[Dr. Dre]
Well won't you tell everybody what the $#&@ you gotta say?


[Ice Cube]
$#&@ the police comin straight from the underground

A young ^!$$% got it bad cause I'm brown
And not the other color so police think
they have the authority to kill a minority

$#&@ that %#@!, cause I ain't the one
for a punk mother$#&@er with a badge and a gun
to be beatin on, and thrown in jail

We can go toe to toe in the middle of a cell
$#&@in with me cause I'm a teenager
with a little bit of gold and a pager

Searchin my car, lookin for the product
Thinkin every ^!$$% is sellin narcotics
You'd rather see, me in the pen

than me and Lorenzo rollin in a Benz-o
Beat a police out of shape
and when I'm finished, bring the yellow tape

To tape off the scene of the slaughter
Still gettin swoll off bread and water
I don't know if they !@$)s or what

Search a ^!$$% down, and grabbin his nuts
And on the other hand, without a gun they can't get none
But don't let it be a black and a white one

Cause they'll slam ya down to the street top
Black police showin out for the white cop
Ice Cube will swarm

on ANY mother$#&@er in a blue uniform
Just cause I'm from, the CPT
Ounk police are afraid of me!

HUH, a young ^!$$% on the warpath
And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a bloodbath
of cops, dyin in L.A.

Yo Dre, I got somethin to say

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Example of scene one


[Cop] Pull your god damn $$# over right now
[NWA] Aww %#@!, now what the $#&@ you pullin me over for?
[Cop] Cause I feel like it!

Just sit your $$# on the curb and shut the $#&@ up
[NWA] Man, $#&@ this %#@!
[Cop] Aight smartass, I'm takin your black $$# to jail!


[Dr. Dre]
MC Ren, will you please give your testimony

to the jury about this $#&@ed up incident?

[MC Ren]

$#&@ the police and Ren said it with authority
because the ^!$$%z on the street is a majority
A gang, is with whoever I'm steppin

and the mother$#&@in weapon is kept in
a stash box, for the so-called law
Wishin Ren was a ^!$$% that they never saw

Lights start flashin behind me
But they're scared of a ^!$$% so they mace me to blind me
But that %#@! don't work, I just laugh
because it gives em a hint, not to step in my path
For police, I'm sayin, "$#&@ you punk!"

Readin my rights and %#@!, it's all junk
Pullin out a silly club, so you stand
with a fake-assed badge and a gun in your hand
But take off the gun so you can see what's up
And we'll go at it punk, and I'ma $#&@ you up!

Make you think I'ma kick your $$#
but drop your gat, and Ren's gonna blast
I'm sneaky as $#&@ when it comes to crime
But I'ma smoke 'em now and not next time
Smoke any mother$#&@er that sweats me

or any $$#hole, that threatens me
I'm a sniper with a hell of a scope
Takin out a cop or two, they can't cope with me
The mother$#&@in villian that's mad
With potential, to get bad as $#&@

So I'ma turn it around
Put in my clip, yo, and this is the sound
[BOOM, BOOM] Yeah, somethin like that
but it all depends on the size of the gat
Takin out a police, would make my day
But a ^!$$% like Ren don't give a $#&@ to say


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[Cop] [knocking on the door]
[NWA] Yeah man, what you need?
[Cop] Police, open now
[NWA] Aww %#@!

[Cop] We have a warrant for Eazy-E's arrest
[Cop] Get down and put your hands up where I can see 'em
(Move mother$#&@er, move now!)
[NWA] What the $#&@ did I do, man what did I do?
[Cop] Just shut the $#&@ up
and get your mother$#&@in $$# on the floor
(You heard the man, shut the $#&@ up!)

[NWA] But I didn't do %#@!
[Cop] Man just shut the $#&@ up!

[Dr. Dre]
Eazy-E, won't you step up to the stand
and tell the jury how you feel about this bull%#@!?


[Eazy-E]
I'm tired of the mother$#&@in jackin
Sweatin my gang, while I'm chillin in the shack, and
shinin the light in my face, and for what?
Maybe it's because I kick so much butt
I kick $$# - or maybe cause I blast
on a stupid-assed ^!$$% when I'm playin with the trigger

of any Uzi or an AK
Cause the police always got somethin stupid to say
They put out my picture with silence
Cause my identity by itself causes violence
The E with the criminal behavior
Yeah, I'm a gangsta, but still I got flavor
Without a gun and a badge, what do ya got?

A sucker in a uniform waitin to get shot
by me, or another ^!$$%
And with a gat it don't matter if he's smaller or bigger
(MC Ren: Size ain't %#@!, he's from the old school fool)
And as you all know, E's here to rule
Whenever I'm rollin, keep lookin in the mirror
And ears on cue, yo, so I can hear a
dumb mother$#&@er with a gun
And if I'm rollin off the 8, he'll be the one
that I take out, and then get away
While I'm drivin off laughin this is what I'll say

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The verdict

[Dre] The jury has found you guilty of bein a redneck,
white bread, chicken%#@! mother$#&@er
[Cop] But wait, that's a lie! That's a god damn lie!
[Dre] Get him out of here!
[Cop] I want justice!
[Dre] Get him the $#&@ out my face!
[Cop] I want justice!
[Dre] Out, RIGHT NOW!
[Cop] !#@* YOU, YOU BLACK MOTHER-!#@*ERRRRRRRRRRRRS!

$#&@ the police! [x3]