Oi mother$#&@er,
Get yo' mother$#&@in' hands off me mother!@*@in' police officer,
Ei you bull%#@!,

$#&@ that %#@! man, I'm tired of you mother$#&@ers getin us always getin bust on, mother$#&@er, %#@!. Always tweakin man.
Just get in the mother$#&@in' cell and shut the $#&@ up.
%#@! man, I'm tired of you mother$#&@ers always $#&@in with me all the time man, I'm tired of this %#@! man. I'm gonna call my (*##$, she gonna come get me up out this mother$#&@er, ei, what you smiling at in the corner !@$@? Shut up and pass me a cigarette foo'. Man I'm tellin' you my (*##$ gona come get me up outta here.

[Phone Ring]
Hello?
Hello.

Leroy?
(*##$ this ain't no mother$#&@in' Leroy, ei I'm in mother$#&@in' jail, you better come get me up outta here, it's me baby wassup!?
First of all I ain't yo' (*##$, Second of all I ain't commin' to get you out of (ahh $#&@ that) mother$#&@in' nowhere, mother$#&@er.

$#&@ you.
$#&@ you!
$#&@ you.

Ai, to ai, you betta come pick me up from this mother$#&@er, thas all I know. Ei ei what you talkin' bout phone check !@$@, you betta wait your turn foo'. Ei come get me up outta here baby, thas all real. Ei, if you don't I just get my other (*##$ to come get me, $#&@ it, I just drop you, $#&@ it.
[Music]
Yo' wassup !@$@s and niggettes. If you ever have a problem like this don't call that broke $$# !@$@ you got, and don't call that sorry (*##$ that don't give a $#&@ about you anyways. What you need to do is call 1-900-2-Compton (well all right!).

1-900-2-Compton, that's 1-900-2-Compton. This show was sponsered by the !@$@s that don't give a $#&@.