Hey, the Christmas curtain falls

On lawbreakers that pave the way


For thoughtless folks like me and J who'd pay


But can't afford the finer things in life so we heist them all




We're criminals that never break the law




So, to all you frowns go down to town square and get some action


From the Christmas girl that lives inside your womb


She's always there, I think that I'm certain

You pay to get behind her Christmas curtain





You're the criminal that never breaks the law