I came in contact with a common household bug
That quickly met his match with hundred dollar drugs
And in a week or two I know that I'll be fine

And all the bumps will fade from the skin of my behind
I've got my head screwed on backwards - sideways
Visions from fever I can't hear what you say


Oh wow, another movie, I hope this one's great
A period piece set in the nineteenth century late

Well I'll wager I'll be bored before halfway
It's with a deep regret that I even push play


I should have this when I was a child
I shouldn't have this now