And if your heart stops beating
I'll be here walking with you

to get what you deserve
The ending of your life


And if you get to Heaven
I'll be here waiting babe
Did you get what you deserve?

The end, and if your life won't wait,
Then your heart can't take


You're dead!
Have you heard the news that you're dead?
No one ever had much nice to say

I think they never liked you anyway
Oh take me from the hospital bed
Wouldn't it be grand?

It ain't exactly what you planned
And wouldn't it be great if
We were dead.

Oh dead.

Toungue-tied and oh-so squeamish

You never fell in love
Did you get what you deserve?
The ending of your life


And if you get to Heaven
I'll be here waiting babe

Did you get what you deserve?
The end and if your life won't wait
Then your heart can't take


You're dead!
Have you heard the news that you're dead?

No one ever had much nice to say



I think they never liked you anyway
Oh take me from the hospital bed
Wouldn't it be grand to take a pistol by the hand

And wouldn't it be great if we were dead?

And in my honest observation

During this operation
Found a complication
In your heart, so long

'Cause now you've got
Maybe just two weeks to live
I said, "Is that the most the both of you can give?"


(GUITAR SOLO)


1,2
1,2,3,4!
La la la la la

La la la la la la
La la la la la la la
Well c'mon

La la la la la
La la la la l'oh la
La la la la la la la


(continue lalala)
Oh, motherf**ker

If life ain't just a joke
Then why are we laughing?
If life ain't just a joke

Then why are we laughing?
If life ain't just a joke
Then why are we laughing?

If life ain't just a joke
Then why am I dead?


DEAD!