VERSE 1:

Half man, half horse

With a tuna can @@#!
He likes his pills crushed up
And his wine in a box


He only eats fried food
Only smokes the red tops

Says he'll sleep when he's dead
Thinks Jack White rocks


He don't drive a $#&@ing car
But he'll take you for a ride
If you get too close

You'll see he's dead inside

He's a master with the mic

And a pro at the console
Blue blockers and beard
Is the way that he rolls


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He's always kicked to the side
That's why they call him side kick


He's getting sick of your act
And he ain't takin' your %#@!


If you $#&@ with him now
You'll be at the top of his list


It's murder suicide
And he just can't resist


He's $#&@ing Chris "Pepper" Stanley x 3

It's murder suicide

And he Just can't resist

VERSE 2:


He loves $#&@in and suckin
All night long

With his tuna can dong
He keeps his pimp hand strong


With his boy's DaveyMac,
Roy Shaff, and Sean-o
They're going straight to the top

with their number 1 show

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