It's the Muppet Show with our Very Special Guest Star, ...

It's time to play the music

It's time to light the lights
t's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight.


It's time to put on makeup
It's time to dress up right
It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight.


Why do we always come here
I guess we'll never know

It's like a kind of torture
To have to watch the show


And now let's get things started
Why don't you get things started
It's time to get things started

On the most sensational inspirational celebrational Muppetational
This is what we call the Muppet Show!


(Gonzo blows his trumpet)