Hello there, I'm Forever Alone
In this world completely unknown
And when I make dinner for two

I dont have to cook tommorow
I go to google cause of speak button
So that I could hear how sounds I love you

2 FB requests both are FB games
but at least I remember all my FB friends names
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Well, my name is forever alone
I never heard my ringtone
Bu I keep dreaming on

About a girl, I could won
And she is part of my lifetime plans
Cause I finally wouldn't have to high five my own hands


Even my boomerang left me and didn't come back
My girlfriends name is Lindsay.jpg

When I called to suicide hotline, they hung up
And once I talked to a girl, but then I woke up
Only friends I have are those on DVD's

But at least I am immune to STD's

I would give everything to be in friend zone

Only like my status on FB recieved was my own
I've sent roses to myself on Valentines day
Only message in my phone is mom saying ?ok"

Even goodguy greg denied my friend request
In playing The Sims 3 I'm simply the best


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