Bow before the might of Mellzah.
Kneel before the new lord and
master of the world.

She can shoot fire out her grill.
She's only powered by booze and WD-40.
She is a mystery

in a
riddle
wrapped in

a cardboard box.

She's just

a girl with
massive
delusions.


But if she'd just use
her steely claws

and steal old people's medicine
then she would never
have to turn

back into a puny human
who


bows before the might of Mellzah.
Kneels before the new lord
and master of the world.

She likes to sing karaoke
and she dances
on the corpses of her enemies.

She is a mystery
in a
riddle

wrapped in
a cardboard box.


Mellzah.