[INTRO]
YO YO YO
Packin AK47's (AK47's, WHAT?!)

Drivin my chevy Colorado boy (CHEVY COLORADO, WHAT?!)
Ain't nobody stopping me (GOLD TRUCK, GOLD TRUCK)
Ain't nobody stopping me (GET EM SPENCE)

Yo yo
Check me in, check me in
Alright


[VERSE 1: NakiSaki]
I can't tell you if it's significant

I can only tell you what it looks like
And right now it's seems right, good regression line.
Can we conclude? Let's try, is the P-high?

As long as the graph fits right I think we just might.

Can't decide so summarize,

It's like I gotta value that's so low, I just gotta reject the Ho
And then we say no to the original null
We're accepting the H.A.

That's what we gotta Say but it's wrong wait.
I said I'm sorry, I'm failing you. no you ain't come back were running it Back
here we go again its so insane cause when I get it right I'm feeling great.

Take the alternate with a significant level of .08.
But when it's bad it's awful I feel so ashamed.
Get docked half a point, 'cause my results weren't explained.

I left out the work I never do that mistake.
Sometimes I just need a short break.


[HOOK]
Just gonna stand there and watch me Chi. Accept the alternate when the P is high.


Just gonna stand there and solve with PHACS. 5-number summary range, mean, and max. Range, mean, and max

[VERSE 2: Django]

(Get em, Django)
I love the whites and the blacks equally..


Have you ever misunderstood the problem can barely think
When I'm sittin in stats starin at mr beni
what a wreck

my t test was a mess
dont even know what hit 'em
Got that warm fuzzy feelin

Yeah, my data you used to get 'em
So skewed and now im sick of looking at 'em
You swore no errors

always normal distribution
Now you're in each others classes spewin negative correlation
Your shape, center spread is unfair, alpha and chi squared

Box plots , and a little John Mayer
So they say stats is so hard it's like a freakin maze
Guess if they don't know you 'cause today its a z test

Yesterday is over, it's a p test
Sound like broken records playin over but I told beni
My sample is correct

You don't get another test
observations aint no Nintendo game
But theres bias again

Now you have a low p-value less than alpha
[HOOK]
Just gonna stand there and watch me Chi. Accept the alternate when the P is high.


Just gonna stand there and solve with PHACS. 5-number summary range, mean, and max. Range, mean, and max


[VERSE 3: JNazz]
My turn,
Now I know we got data, found data, but we got no means

And we fall back into the same patterns, same routines.
But your data's just as skewed as mine is, you're the same as me.
But when it comes to tests you're just as blinded, baby please run that

t-test, or maybe run the 'z'
maybe our relationship isn't as skewed as it seems
maybe that's what happens when a population meets a constellation

im running out of breath..what am I sayin
come inside, pick up your data off that stemplot
and we could take a foxtrot on a fancy boxplot
told you this is my graph, least squares, no minecraft
if you sample unrandomly, don't look at me as I laugh

type one or type two? Either way you're lied to
I'm tired of the errors, I just wanna get this right, dude
I keep it double blind in my mind when it's rhyme time
All randomized, no lie, it took 5 tries to get my PHACS right
Yee


[HOOK]
Just gonna stand there and watch me Chi. Accept the alternate when the P is high.

Just gonna stand there and solve with PHACS. 5-number summary range, mean, and max. Range, mean, and max


[OUTRO]
Aye, shoutout to Beni
Shoutout to wildwaves
Shoutout to marshall mathers, couldn't have done it without you boy