Well I don't know where they come from, but they sure do come
I hope they're coming for me


And I don't know how they do it, but they do it real good
I hope they do it for free


They give me cat scratch fever
cat scratch fever


First time that I got it I was thirteen years old!
#~!!@ cat livin' next door
And I went to see the doctor and he put me on hold

He said there wasn't no cure

He said it's cat scratch fever

cat scratch fever
He said it's cat scratch fever
cat scratch fever


I'm not in danger, I'm not in pain, I'm moving like a train
You know you got it 'cause it makes you insane

It makes you want to do it, do it, wasting my brain

Well I make that kitten happy with the tongue and the hand

She wave her tail at me
She knows just where to come to find a sensitive man
I give it to her for free


Cat scratch fever
Cat scratch fever