Red Rover, red rover
Got a bone but I can't come over
Never broken, never trained

You got me in the doghouse
On this dog chain


You treat me
Like the dog, like the dog I am
You beat me

Like the dog, like the dog I am

Oh master, go faster

You're my (*##$ and I'm your !@$(
At the dog pound make me beg
Got me with my tail between my leg


You treat me
Like the dog, like the dog I am

You shame me
Like the dog, like the dog I am You treat me
Like the dog, like the dog I am

You kick me
Like the dog, like the dog I am


Just beat me, just bite me, just break me
Treat me like a dog
Just blame me, just shame me, then cage me

Treat me like a dog
Cause I need it
And I want it

And I deserve it
Treat me like a dog
Please slap me, please smack me

Crack me, whack me
And attack me


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