She makes a lot of abstract art
She haggles for the cheapest price
She never orders take out food before ten o'clock at night

She really into snowmobiles
She owns a lot of nice flashlights
She cares for all the stupid cats that never found their way home

She shaves her legs with Ginsu knives
She quotes a lot of Annie Hall
She misplaced her virginity back in 1995

She's what's keeping me alive
She the pizza of my eye
Without her near me I would not survive


It gets cold when she's not around
I float until I sink and swallow

It's so cold when she's not around
I wait for her to come home and tell me I'll be fine


She's always eating Captain Crunch
She sings a lot of Ben Folds Five
She's scared to death of cobra snakes

Just like Indiana Jones
She tells the dumbest knock-knock jokes
She drinks a lot of Chardonnay

She hates the way I comb my hair
But she married me last June
She was the bride I was the groom

I cried a lot and then whispered
Without her in my life I would be doomed


It gets cold when she's not around
I float until I sink and swallow
It's so cold when she's not around

I wait for her to come home and tell me I'll be fine
Tell me I'll be fine


She loves the smell of Christmas trees
She sneezes when she sees bright lights
She fainted on the kitchen floor

When her father passed away
Our baby girl is due this may
And when the little lady grows up

I hope that she will be just like her mother