We drive around in beat up trucks
We chew tobacco and we kill ducks
We've read more books than we have teeth

Our pride and joy is Tobe Keith

Look at me I'm pure white trash

I $#&@ my cousin in her $$#
I hate the Muslims and the Jews
I beat my wife and drink my booze


We use poor grammar and love nascar
Our idea of a dates going out to the bar

We love to $#&@ sheep then pick on queers
We dropped out of high school after only 12 years


We love to kill defenseless things
Eating all the roadkill that papa brings
We drive our trucks through the mud

Cause when its covered in dirt I feel like a stud!