Chairlift, "Bruises"

I tried to do handstands for you

Oh yeah I like grandstand for you
Pranced nekkid out my pants for you
Dyed my hair strands hot pink and blue


Boo-hoo, I got an ankle bruise
I tried to land a vault for you

I Kerri Stru-ru-ruggled through
Runnin that mill that we been through
Like Shannon Mill, Moceanu


Spice Girls, "Wannabe"


Mel B just gave you the third degree
Spice A to Z and now Nicki Lewinsky
I'm a hot chili spice who likes it on her rice

Cause they say I look half-Asian,
Amide group CAPSAICIN


I californicate and can't abide time wastin'
I'll tell ya what I want, hah
I wanna zig-a-zig-ah

Bounce off your hundred acre wood like I'm Tigg-ah
You tail, I nail you plus my roommates Roo and Kanga
Make it last forever

Whinny coo like Pooh and Chris Robin
Stevie Wonder do I do get with my friends body bobbin'


The Cranberries, "Zombie"

Oh my gawd

I nod my head down cause this riff is heavy
Plumbing depths like lead
Outta my head going Zombies

It's not me wearing Abercrombie

Keep 'em Fitch models in stitches

Moanin' for breath Rich Cronin
LFO L.M.A.O., yo, I'm just jonesin'
In jest because it's Nicki and O'Riordan

Dolo solo in ya head day 'n nite
Cudi alone and


Ay ay ay ay
Ri-Ri it's rainin' umbreller
Boatshoes on, shirts off, photo shoot, Bruce Weber


Sheryl Crow, "All I Wanna Do"


Sheryl, let me barrel in
Boulevard tumbleweed
And all I wanna do is zoom-a zoom zoom zoom

Billy, Mac, or Buddy in the room
Still-y soapy washing cars
But I don't want no scrubs, silly ho TL Chilli

When bar is ours no party, no disco
DAVID BYRNE
Heads will talk

Burnin' down or burnin' up (no JoBro)
Cause I'm down 'til sun comes up
Told Young Money, "ASBESTOS

I be coming up off the top"
Set It Off like Pinkett, Fox
Mount Sinai Irving Selikoff


Who is he, oh did I best you?
He researched asbestos

Let me begin again
Too soon
The sun and the moon


Jewel, "Hands"
If I could tell the world just one thing

It would be that we're all OK
See, cuz we two, we stick like Nichols and May
Too soon to say Terry Nichols/McVeigh
No worries, worry is waste
Paste your verse on a papier mache vase

Knock up ya head with it, put a gap in ya teeth
Put you in a van down the river to Anchorage
Now we all AK, crown jewel of the tundra
Iditarod, ya rod with some thunder
Put some palm around 'em, even

My hands are small, I know
Tapered wrists for the bow, lil band for corsage
They mines, y'all know, this brand Minaj
But they're not yours, they are my own
Not yours, cherie, they Nicki's zone

OKC, ODB, I ain't never been tooken
And I am never broken

Paula Cole, "Where Have All The Cowboys Gone"
Oh you get me ready

In your '56 Chevy
Why don't we go sit down in the shade
Take shelter on my front porch
The dandelion sun scorching
Like a glass of cold lemonade


I will do the laundry
If you pay all the bills
Where is my John Wayne
Where is my prairie song
Where is my happy ending
Where have all the cowboys gone


Alanis Morrisette, "You Learn"
I recommend getting your $$# beat to anyone
I recommend Ye write whose $$# he eat at any time
Feel free
Swallow it down if you a god,
Raggedy ann jilling her damn bod
It feels so good

Ma$e Hollywood swinging with Kool and the Gang
Get down tonite doin' your thang
Wait until the dust settles
Pot callin' the kettle whack
When I stick my foot around I stick it in your mouth so you can suck a toe, oh, wait, it fell outta line, dorsal surface smack
Bite my lines on "Monster," dark twisted fantasy act


You live you learn
You love you learn
You cry you learn
You lose you learn
You bleed you learn
You scream you learn


Sophie B. Hawkins, "Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover"

Whatever whatever whatever whatever
Forever and ever Amen
That's what you saying when I come in
You'd be like damm
Motorcycle maintenance Zen

Turn up the Rolling Stones as it were
Pursed lips Mick Jagger
Brian Jonestown Massacre
You wish you were my lover

Lisa Loeb, "Stay (I Missed You)"

You say
You only hear what you want to
And I like yellin in a clearing what I want to
I like tugging your lobe with the earring so you hear what I want to
I want to do child-rearing with ya
Put our kid in front of Ian Ziering on rerun for date night after all we been thru, hon
Thought what I felt was simple, thought I felt like I don't belong
Hole up in my pit, peaches, you belong here
Open up like a Georgia dime or O'Keefe on a canvas
They banned this in the churches, what we do when I miss you
Only hearin' negatives NO NO NO NO
That's the devil's work, I'm hearing OH OH
Got you so googly-eyed like you in D.C. doing go-go

10,000 Maniacs, "Carnival"

Hypnotize like Biggie
Mesmerize Irv Gotti (ASHANTI!)
I wet my eyes
Wet my lips like Kim in a do-rag kerchief
Natalie Merchant punim
Have I been lost, rugby scrim?

Edie Brickell and the Bohemians, "What I Am"
I'm not aware of too many things
But I know what I know if you know what I mean
And you know what I glean from the stage against the machine
Contra whateva, RELIGION is a statement on a cereal box
PHILOSOPHY RapGenius.com is white devil sophistry per Vicky

Meredith Brooks, "(*##$"

I hate the world today
Naysayers insist I ain't good to 'em
Like I throw food at 'em
I can't change
Can't tell you I can rap un-deranged
Underage fans try to tell you I rap under-raged
You look at me like I'm angel
Touched by a Lynn Thigpen
I Roma down on your pigpen, downy pillow underneath
Ain't Thigpen, she Della Reese!
Innocent and sweet
And yeah, I cried
Relieved to see softer sides of the bed
I was confused, got my face red
Envy me and my game I'm like everything
All rolled into one, hon
I stack %#@! by the stone cold ton

I'm a (*##$, I'm a lover
I drive wild, I'm Range rover
I'm undercover, I maintain
Madonna/!@^%, I ain't ashamed
I'm your hell, I'm your dream
I'm nothing in between
You know you wouldn't want it any other way

Joan Osborne, "One of Us"

If God had a name, what would it be?
And would you say he had mad game
If you were faced with his dick as his trick like you all gory
What would you ask if you had just one question?
BBC, but not like that
Question Time, labour like Tony Blair in his prime

And yeah, yeah, God is great
Yeah, yeah, you expect hood jokes but they ain't happening with this broad
Not one to brood
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

What if God was one of us?
Just a slob like one of us?
Make me throb like he into us
Just a stranger on the bus
Backseat on my crosstown jive

Just tryin' to make His way home alive
Like a holy rolling stone cover story page 65 (JONAH WEINER!)
Back up to Heaven all alone
Just tryin' to make His way home
Nobody callin' on the phone
'Cept for the Pope, maybe, in Rome
Into side dishes of scones, Roman Zolanski, possession em
Purge the carbs like you paleo man

Jill Sobule, "I Kissed A Girl"
Jenny came over and told me 'bout Brad
Miss Moneypenny rad Bond !@(%e
Nasty mouth Janet Jackson
He's such a hairy behemoth she said

Dumb as a box of hammers
Ramalama ding dong ching chong slurs at Thao Nguyen
Stop being racist against Vietnamese girls with bags of hammers
She hammer you like Cam even if you a handsome guy, even if you sippin' mai-tais with Ty-Ty (Jay racist?)

I kissed a girl
I kissed a girl
Bi-bi bye-bye

Sarah MacLachlan, "Adia"

Kan-e-ye I do believe I failed you
808s I know I let your love lockdown
Don't you know I tried so hard
To son you in my way
It's easy let it go, ya hey

808s I do believe I've failed ya
Baby girl, better known as Adia
I'm empty since you left me
Trying to find a way to carry on
I search Missy and Tim and 'em
To see where Chad and Pharrell went wrong

Cause there's no one left to finger in the island dunes
There's no one here to blame on plane crash on planet Neptunes
Kells sex planet, no one left to talk to honey
Bees in the trap, ain't no one buy my innocence, keep it 100
But believe me Adia, we try again, still innocent
Falter all over, incense and peppermint

Shawn Colvin, "Sunny Came Home"

Sunny came home to her favorite room
$#&@ like bunnyrabbits, trashin' the boom-boom room at the Standard
Out the windows and %#@! at the Hudson
And Sunny sat down in the kitchen
She opened a book and a box of tools, I open my box and his tools
This honey came home with a mission
WU-TANG IS FOR THE CHILDREN!