As thievish as a fox, as fat as an ox
As squirrelly as a hare, as boring as a bear
As nerved as a bird, as blowsy as a nerd

As small as a mouse, as expensive as a house

As needless as a picture hanging from a fixture

Messy like a family, messy as I wanna be
Cloudy as a day, as boring as a play
As bendet as a nail, as wet as a whale


As dangerous as a wolf, as holey as a tooth
As painful as a bite, as silent as the night

As annoying as my song, as annoying as my song
As dirty as a road, as warty as a toad.


I'm a wannabe oh, I'm a wannabe, oh
I'm a wannabe. Too many things
Too many things at once

Too many things at once, oh
Too many things at once.


Oh, I'm a wannabe. Too many things at once.