He's 25, hanging out at the high school
Everyone but the butt-rockers knows that aint cool
Got a teen girlfriend and a little mustache

He's got ol' AC/DC coming out of his dash
He's got himself a black Trans Am
Well they build 'em much smaller over there in Japan

Beep, beep, beep on Monday
Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep on Tuesday
Too many fiestas for Reuben

Yeah he got drunk and he went cruising
That boy is shot
Two gallons of tequila is what he got

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Beep, beep, beep on Wednesday
Beep, beep, beep on Thursday

Beep, beep, beep on Friday
Saturday and Sunday are his days off