On the bow of a cruise ship, like like Leo and Kate
I'm the mother$#&@in' captain with a puppet first mate
We on deck/ place your bets/cuz its about it get wet

The bros are back, waxed sacks, a $#&@in' double team threat

Well let the horn blow Didley its about to go off

I got my captain's hat on and my hard on my @@#!... tail
see what I did there/ didn't finish the verse
to make it sound dirty even though it wasn't perverse


Hey dude can I get a shot at that? it sounds kinda genius
no baby would you come here and put your hands on my ^&@#$?

(oh %#@!, that didn't work at all... chrous?)

Chrous:

We on the cruise ship... baby
(all aboard mother$#&@er c'mon)
We gonna get some sun and see some boobies

(if you don't like !@(& you're gay)
We on the cruise ship... baby
(although lesbians still like !@(&)

Try'na get me some/on that deep blue sea
(yeah)


Looking for eye candy/and girls in bikinis
not wheelchairs saggy tits all freckled and wrinkly
I don't see no oiled boobies and nicely tanned hoes

just sunburnt old grannies and fat guys in speedos

Why do they do it dude? do they not have a mirror?

when I catch a glimpse of them it makes my let out a whimper
because its not cool at all in fact its totally whack
oh %#@! that tiny thing is creepin' up his hairy butt crack


$#&@ this %#@! dude/ I can't see that no more!


We on a cruise ship buddy/ we got no place to go

Chrous:

We on the cruise ship... baby
(old balls hangin out c'mon)
We gonna get some sun and see some boobies

(down to their knees thats gross)
We on the cruise ship... baby
(no tug doesn't mean what I think)

We're stuck on here/on that deep blue sea
(oh man!)


Now were the kitchen heres my explaination
theres kinda not that many great filming locations
we been to every place known on this $#&@en ship

I hit the buffet too hard I need a really big %#@!

thats $#&@in rank dude did we need to hear that? do we need

your massive bowel movement as part of this rap?
we go old balls, saggy tits, now your smelly buffet %#@!s,
no ones ever gonna wanna $#&@in listen to this!


We got got one chance left, before they ignore us
I gotta great plan dude, we'll save it all for the chorus


Chrous:
We on the cruise ship... baby

(here's a funny picture of a cat)
We gonna get some sun and see some boobies
(how bout one of a dog?)

We on the cruise ship... baby