this is Mister Jingles baby, you know you want me,
don't be so alarmed baby, this is me trying to seduce you,
whispering in your ear baby, kiss up on your neck,

don't tell me you're not feeling it, I can feel you getting wet,
so tell your #~!!@, the vet is ready. THE VET IS READY!


I don't know what I'm doing half the time, but I know your !@($ baby is all mine,
I saw that grin, I knew you were in, to me, like you were, before I messed with your sister.


Check one, two,
I hope you all know I'm just $#&@ing with you
like a pair of untied shoes

I hope I didn't make you trip
but I am sorry if I made you drip,
that's what it is though, when you're from Memphis,

I guess I really shouldn't put out all my business
it is what it is.
keep calm and date black girls,

Mister Jingles
peace, the $#&@ out.